They say a trait your children lack
May not be its cessation,
Sometimes the empire strikes back
And skips a generation.
They named their son for Obi-Wan,
Who’s also known as Ben,
The child who was Jedi spawn
Turned into Kylo Ren.
With balance Kylo’s unconcerned,
He gave up rules and mores,
He took the path that Vader learned,
What is this, the Clone Wars?
Weak Skywalker Y chromosomes
Have been a tired trope,
But shippers writing Reylo tomes
Give Star Wars a new hope.
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